5: Should I Lie to Get a Job? (w/ Maureen Johnson!)

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🗓️ 6 July 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

With John out of town on the Paper Towns press tour, Hank calls on long-time John-replacement Maureen Johnson to help co-host this extra long edition of Dear Hank and John. In it, we discuss the science of sight, whether it's OK to lie to get a job, and how to deal with that paralyzing feeling that your life isn't special and that you're just going to do all of the same boring crap everyone else has already done.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Or, as I like to call it, Dear Maureen and Hank.
0:13.2	Oh, hello there.
0:14.6	This is a podcast where, uh, today, I, Hank Green and Maureen Johnson answer your questions
0:21.2	and provide dubious advice and bring you all of the latest news from both Mars and AFC
0:25.5	Wimbledon.
0:26.5	Though I don't know if Maureen has any AFC Wimbledon news, do you?
0:28.8	I barely know what balls are sports balls.
0:33.8	Oh, sports balls.
0:34.8	You're familiar with.
0:35.8	Listen.
0:36.8	Do you, uh, have a poem for us?
0:38.8	I do.
0:39.8	Oh, that's good.
0:40.8	So you don't have any AFC Wimbledon news, but you will fulfill John's role of a short poem.
0:44.8	I certainly will.
0:45.8	Okay.
0:46.8	Here is a short poem for you.
0:49.8	Blue Jean Baby, L.A. Lady, Seamstress for the Band, Pretty I'd Pirate Smile.
0:57.8	You'll marry a music man.
1:00.8	Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand.
1:06.4	And now she's in me always with me, tiny dancer in my hand.
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