So we're playing outside he is drilling the sandbox as he does and I suddenly

realize that I have to poop you were inside inside showering, right? So I tell Wes,

Wes, daddy's going inside to poop right now. Can you please come with me? And he says,

no, but I really have to poop. So I just go in there.

And he says no to everything. He says no to everything, right? So there I am, I'm pooping. I'm having like, you know, like a temple of silence you might call pooping in the bathroom.

So you left our son outside with the drill.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I mean, yes, yes, yes.

He somehow gets dirt on his hair because he moved on to the shovel I think he flipped it up and got dirt in his hair and then he was very

Stressed out and he came running towards me and said daddy dirt and hair and I hear him and I am mid poop fully I run

out with a piece of toilet paper in my hand my pants dragging around my ankles and I say Wesley what's wrong and he says

dirt in hair in hair so I'm trying to wipe my butt real quick so I can go give him a

hug and he's very stressed out because there's dirt in his hair of Of course, who wouldn't be stressed out of your dirt in her hair?

I'm running back with my pants around my angles,

grabbing more toilet paper, thinking that it's okay and then running back to Wes.

Because he's not okay. He's not okay. and then running back to West.

Because he's not okay.

He's not okay.

He still has turned his hair.

Where are you going?

So I just like really quickly wipe.

Like I'm talking like full on like I've got it rolled up like around like a lot of

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