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JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

5: Selena Still Slaps

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

Justin Martindale

News, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.32.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Episode 5 and it's a doozy. We have our first guest with the hilarious Jessimae Peluso to discuss Selena, eating on the toilet and the slap heard 'round the world on Oscar night. DO NOT MISS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's going on guys, happy Friday. Welcome to another episode of Just Saying with Justin

0:16.3

Martindale. I'm Justin Martindale. We hope you had a great week. I had a blast. We have

0:20.6

a lot to talk about this week. If you have been reading the news and you're going to get

0:25.2

some fun takes on it. But first, I want to talk about a moment that happened this week

0:33.3

that I lived. John, how are you? Everyone producer. John, everyone. I'm good. You're

0:38.4

good. You know, we're gearing up for the 50th anniversary here at the comedy store.

0:42.2

It's a big week. We've got a big couple of weeks coming up. But I think my kickoff was

0:47.9

I, you know, I had my birthday and I'm not one of those like bitches who's like, it's

0:51.1

not my birthday. But I apparently was this week. My boyfriend was like, hey, do you want

0:58.4

to go to a concert tonight? There's an artist in town and I'm like, oh God, I know who it is.

1:03.5

I know who it is. He got me tickets to do Alipa. Now, do Alipa to me is the sexiest, coolest

1:13.7

chick I've ever listened to in a while. I'll say that in a while. Brittany had a good moment

1:21.6

for me like when she was hot before she was spinning on Instagram. But do Alipa as of now

1:27.1

is like a bonafide pop jar. We went to the forum. This is the first concert by the way that

1:34.9

I've gone to since like COVID. I think the last concert I went to was J. Lowe's 50th birthday

1:41.0

party. And she was, it was, it was all right. We did general admission and it was just very

1:44.9

J. Lowe like, it's my 50th birthday party. Where is everybody? I have to get ready. You know,

1:50.0

when you're like, okay. And then she's like, tonight we're gonna get on the floor. And I'm like,

1:54.4

I am on the floor and I can't see because there's some guy with a, I love Puerto Rico sign like

1:59.5

above his head that we can't see J. Lowe because he's blocking the damn stage. So it's like, we're

2:03.4

not doing general admission. So we get there. The show starts, we're supposed, you know, show starts at

2:08.7

730. We get there at 730. There is no one there. And I'm like, it said the show starts at 730.

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