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JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

4: Tumornator 2: The Rise of Chipotle

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

Justin Martindale

News, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.32.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Another week, another load of ridiculous news to cover. This week Justin takes on America's happiness ranking, Amanda Bynes, and the Chip machine that will probably be the beginning of the end for us all. It's a good one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What is up everybody, happy Friday, welcome to another episode of Just Saying with Justin

0:20.4

Marndale.

0:21.4

I'm Justin Marndale, surprise.

0:24.5

What a week.

0:25.9

First of all, I just want to say thank you to all of the lovely birthday wishes and

0:30.1

texts and DMs and nudes.

0:33.6

I received for my birthday.

0:35.6

Thank you so much.

0:36.9

It was a wonderful trip around the sun yet again.

0:43.4

Had a great time partying with my friends over on sunset on a nice Sunday, Sunday, first

0:49.3

day of spring.

0:52.1

It was a lot better than Countess Luan, her night, the other night at the townhouse in

0:57.3

New York City where she got kicked out of a bar.

1:00.9

And you know what I have to say, as someone who has been asked to leave, I don't say the

1:05.3

term kicked out, I have been asked to leave bars.

1:12.8

Go for her, you know, and here's the thing, this is how I know nature's healing because

1:17.3

the gaze, first of all, townhouse is a gay bar in Manhattan.

1:22.4

When the gaze start asking housewives to leave the bar, nature's healing.

1:28.2

Nature has finally healed, COVID is over, we are asking housewives to leave.

1:33.9

She's obviously said, you know, I'm sorry, I'm a cabareting, I just want to use my voice

1:41.4

that God has given me himself to entertain.

1:45.8

My favorite is that she was like, play my track and they were like, we don't know your

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