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Call Jonathan Pie

BBC

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 821 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Pie’s agent advises him to get on social media to help him garner a younger fanbase. Out of his comfort zone, Pie soon gains a troll…the mysterious Mr “O”. Who could that be? Meanwhile Roger asks Sam to help him clean up his work laptop because it’s full of evidence of Roger’s “extra-curricular activities”. The revelations about Roger are matched by what the team finds out about Jules. Probably too much information all round.

Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker  Jules ..... Lucy Pearman  Sam ..... Aqib Khan  Roger ..... Nick Revell  Agent ..... Daniel Abelson  Special guest... James O'Brien Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling   Callers ... Cole Anderson-James, Sarah Gabriel, Ed Kear, Thanyia Moore, Writer ..... Tom Walker  Additional material ..... Sarah Gabriel Script Editor ..... Nick Revell  Producers ..... Alison Vernon-Smith  and Julian Mayers Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing  Original music composed by Jason Read Additional music Leighton James House

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0:00.0	Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, so I'd like to tell you where you'll find more just like it.
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0:46.1	You're about to listen to Call Jonathan Pye from BBC Radio 4.
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0:57.4	First, on BBC Sounds.
1:00.2	There is very strong language throughout this programme.
1:04.6	But for years, you and Chris Packham should have been my top earning clients.
1:07.9	But instead, well, not you so much.
1:09.7	Not now you're doing this phone in Malarkey.
1:11.8	But Chris Packham makes me next to nothing.
1:13.9	Well, you should negotiate more money for him. I've tried. It's not my fault. It's Chris.
1:16.2	You know what he says? He says, they can pay me what they want as long as they let me keep the animals afterwards.
1:21.5	Sorry, was there a point to any of this, mate?
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