6: Women

Call Jonathan Pie

BBC

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 821 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

When Roger warns Pie that he must widen his demographic, Pie decides to dedicate an entire show to “women’s issues”. Pie’s combative and contrary style does not suit the topic and Pie is taught a lesson or two by the female callers. Jules also gets involved by threatening Pie with quite serious bodily harm if he doesn’t shut his “rancid instant-coffee stinking mouth”. Pie is dismayed as he never touches instant coffee.

 Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker  Jules ..... Lucy Pearman  Sam ..... Aqib Khan  Roger ..... Nick Revell  Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling   Callers ... Ellie Dobing, Sarah Gabriel, Thanyia Moore and Emma Thornett.   Writer ..... Tom Walker  Script Editor ..... Nick Revell  Producers ..... Alison Vernon-Smith  and Julian Mayers Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing  Original music composed by Jason Read    Additional music Leighton James House

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0:00.0	Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, so I'd like to tell you where you'll find more just like it.
0:05.5	I'm Izzy Lee Poulton, an assistant commissioner for BBC Sounds, which means I'm involved in the whole podcast making process.
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0:42.3	BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:45.8	There is very strong language throughout this programme.
0:49.7	You can't be late though, yeah, you know I hate late.
0:52.2	What do you mean dress smart?
0:53.5	I wear a suit all day.
0:57.0	It's an open day at a score, sorry. It's not fucking Henley Regatta. What do you want me to wear a top hat or something? A cravat and a pocket watch?
1:02.0	Presumably going to have to auction off a kidney just to get through the school gates. I mean, what's going on? What are we doing, Sandra? Come on, let's get serious. It's not about the money.
1:12.5	It's the principle. It's not about the money. This phone in fuckery is put paid to that.
1:18.2	I mean, literally, but yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. Okay, all right, I'll see you there.
1:24.6	Oh, are we still on for maybe grabbing a bite afterwards, the three of us?
1:28.6	Good, great.
1:29.8	I'm buying, so...
1:30.9	And please try not to be late, though, okay?
1:33.9	I won't have anything to chat about with these people.
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