Um, hey, have you ever been to London?

Well, it's okay if you haven't.

Don't feel bad.

Hey, I don't want to make you feel bad about never going to London.

Just imagine you've been to London.

You're walking down the streets of London.

But wait a second.

Under those streets of London, there's another London.

Okay, so if you've never been to London,

use your imaginary London and make a sub-imaginary London.

And that somewhere is never where.

Yeah, that's right. That somewhere is never where.

Benedict Cumberbatch and James McAvoy,

ooh, baby, lead a stellar cast in a BBC radio adaptation of Neil Gaiman's best-selling novel.

Ooh, that's some hot British talent.

Yep, just talking about their talent.

I don't think they have cute faces.

I don't think we'd have a fun walk together.

I'm not thinking about being on a picnic with them.

I'm just thinking about their hot, hot British talent.

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Just go to stitcherpremium.com slash BBC.

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