4. Curses Curses Curses! (w/ Jamie Denbo)
Off Book: The Improvised Musical
Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino
4.9 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2017
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Jamie Denbo (Orange is the New Black, Ronna and Beverly) stars in a very explicit new musical about the conflicts between children, their parents, witches and talking horses. Theater-goers will be entranced by such stand-out hits as "Sleepin' With Barbara", "Parenting is Hard" and "Children Are Our Future”, but never forget that ponies are also the future, the future for horses.
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| 0:00.0 | Every day you gotta put something under your outdoor clothes. |
| 0:07.3 | That's right. |
| 0:08.8 | Every day what you're gonna choose, yeah what is it that you chose? |
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| 0:54.4 | And you can lick it with your tongue if you want to |
| 0:58.2 | And we won't tell you what to do |
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| 1:07.7 | Oh and if you're feeling sad and you wanna cry on a shoulder |
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