5 - Foon’s Greatest Swordsman
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2015
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can't wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I'm basically the Ryan Seacrest of Foon.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Usidore: Matt Young
Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelley
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
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| 0:39.6 | The podcast that follows is not real, but it is really sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:50.0 | They asked us not to read an ad. |
| 0:51.8 | Enjoy the show. |
| 0:58.6 | Hello from The Magic Tavern. |
| 1:16.5 | A weekly podcast from The Magical Land of Foon. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm your host Arnie Neekamp, I'm from Chicago. |
| 1:21.8 | About a month ago, I fell through a portal behind a burger king into a magical, like a sort |
| 1:26.1 | of Narnia-esque land called Foon. |
| 1:28.4 | Luckily, I had my podcasting equipment with me, and I'm getting a slight Wi-Fi signal |
| 1:33.1 | through the portal I'm guessing from the burger king, and so I'm hosting a podcast every |
| 1:37.6 | week in the tavern for a million minutes or just reporting news about this strange land. |
| 1:42.5 | Joining me, as always, is The Wizard Yusidor. |
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