4 - The FML
Hello From The Magic Tavern
Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2015
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Larry Birdman: Rush Howell
Burger King Guy: Max Temkin
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
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| 1:19.9 | Hello from the Magic Tavern. I'm your host Arnie Neckamp. I'm from Chicago, |
| 1:24.5 | which is on the planet Earth, and about four weeks ago I fell through a |
| 1:28.8 | dimensional rift behind Burger King into Foon, which is kind of a |
| 1:33.5 | Narnia-esque magical land. Luckily, I'm getting a slight Wi-Fi signal through that dimensional rift, |
| 1:39.7 | and I'm able to host a weekly podcast in the Vermilion Minotaur, a tavern, in the land of Foon. |
| 1:45.1 | As always, I'm joined by my two sidekicks. Why don't you guys introduce yourselves? |
| 1:49.2 | I am, of course. No one but you, as you asked. |
| 1:54.2 | That's the best, but not before. I am, of course. |
| 1:59.2 | I know this is tough, you can do it. |
| 2:03.6 | Yousador. A wizard of the twelfth realm of the fesious, |
| 2:08.4 | grandmaster of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of |
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