I have a wife who occasionally I hope I'm not speaking at a turn who will occasionally

I'm not speaking at a turn who will occasionally go me birthday Easter Sunday whatever and she said what she hates it hurts yeah's like my jaw hurts

like a few minutes your jaw open and suck I know and I have a small house yeah I know

I know it hurts to talk. This is your pain right now.

My child's mouth is bigger than mine. Is there any jealousy from that immediately?

A little, he does a yawn and I'm like, how did you just that that was crazy stop it. It must be how little people feel when they have regular sized babies

That they immediately are like you're already out of it. Yeah that's weird. How do you parent your child

when they're that much larger than you? If you're a little person and you have a

regular-sized baby by the age of seven you're running the household. I think we

should cut this whole thing

this is this is bad we can't make fun of little people I'm not making fun of anybody yes you

are again he's little people little people phobic do you know my aunt had that?

Dude, I did not know that, but I have a story about a lady that has that.

Wait, tell me about your aunt, because I have a story.

So I was talking about my aunt Karen did a lot of drugs when she was a teenager in the Bay Area and she did her and her friend did like 10 hits of acid.

This is like early 70s.

I already am in love with this story.

And they were in downtown San Francisco and they were in a Marriott. I don't know why but they went by accident to the banquet hall level and it was a little person's banquet so they got off the elevator high as

fuck on acid and it was just all little people and to the day she died

she could not see a little person on screen without being like, turn it off.

We watched Austin's, we watched Austin's powers of the spy who she had a full meltdown

when Minnie Me showed up.

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