Let me just shut my phone off because I don't want Max to call crying again.

Dude, what? Let me just shut this off because it will kill you.

You didn't once say that you had a recital to go, your son's recital.

We're both fatherless men. Yeah, you. So is Max. And so is Max. Tonight on the day of his first recital.

Well recitals for boys are gay, so you're making a real man.

What's up?

You're right?

Fuck him.

Max, when you see this in the future,

this is when you became the toughest son of a bitch

to walk the earth. You're getting close to the porn age.

Listen to me.

Did you catch your money?

I want to talk about it.

I can't talk about it. I can't talk about it I can't talk about the couch just hanging out

The lady took the dog for a walk and let's get nuts just boys in the room

What happened? Is he a point age yet? My mom, I'll tell you a story, we can ease you in.

I used to, this is like before DVD porn, this is VHS porn,

but then I get playboys and penthouses.

And then what I do is I would take them

and hide them up in my closet

where I had like a couple playboys

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