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President Trump said on Monday that he originally asked in a Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to have a new lining that's the same color as his pools in Florida.

But the contractor said, quote, this isn't Florida, sir, which is a valid response to most of the things he does.

That's the funniest joke they've ever told.

This isn't Florida.

That's a response to most of the things he did.

They just ran out.

They don't even try anymore.

They've given up completely.

I think, you know, it's possible that the writers in the writing,

the writer's room might all self-immolate tonight. As a group, well, very happy Thursday, too, and

welcome back once again. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world. Thanks in large part to the

Democrat Party.

Not entirely.

We have global jihad.

The Democrats are part of that.

But separate and aside.

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