5.6.26, World Soccer Game: We built it, and literally no one came.

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Unless Tech N9ne is opening, Chacho is not interested in the big concert coming up. Lazlo is SHOCKED at Summers’ lack of direction. A Mom kicked a kid at a youth football game, and the FedEx Killer got the death penalty. Would you make your mom sit in the backseat for your mom? Lazlo has aspirations to be a pimp, and Kansas City is now the worst performing city when it comes to the World Cup. RIP Ted Turner. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:21.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.5	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.2	Yo!
0:48.6	How are you?
0:49.7	How are you?
0:50.9	I'm great, man.
0:51.7	Good.
0:52.3	Great.
0:53.0	Glad to hear it.
0:54.0	Yeah. Are you excited? For what? Our show coming up. Right now? Today. Oh, I'm like, no, I don't know, no. Friday. It's already, what's today, Wednesday? Yeah, we have a big night out coming up on Friday. I'm excited. We're all going to get to hang out. Yeah. You don't seem all that excited.
1:12.1	I'm excited.
1:12.8	Oh, okay.
1:26.6	I think you know's going to come with me. He is? Yeah. That's your plus one? Yeah, I don't know if Chacho is or not. I don't know about that. What? Like you said, hey, you want to go see Bush? I don't think I mentioned. And I'm maybe, maybe, I don't know.
1:28.2	I don't think.
1:29.3	You got a lukewarm reception?
1:28.2	Well, I just, maybe, maybe, I don't know. You know, I don't think.
1:29.3	You got a lukewarm reception?
1:42.5	Well, I just, from looking at his playlist, you know, it's like, well, I mean. Maybe he needs it. Unless Little Teca's opening. Right. I think he's going to be kind of lost. Yeah. I mean, is there a way we can sell it? unless I started doing nine you should be like, oh boy.
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