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And our friend Kelly from Kansas, Nick's Hall Pass.

She sends us a picture of a pink dildo she bought for, actually, is a pink weiner for Valentine's Day.

It's a dildo.

A dildo is a weiner.

I know, but it's actually, dildo sometimes don't have to be, you know, realistic. Realistic? Right, right, right. This is an anatomically correct dildo. Except it's pink. But it's pink. I guess a lot of them are pink, you know. It's true. It's true. It's true. Pink-ish. If it's that pink, though, pretty wild. That means it's brand new.

Look at you. But if it's pink. Here's my newest toy. And my last meal, if she ever killed anybody, would be two boxes of little Debbie's strawberry shortcake and a whole bag of Reese's Easter eggs. Yeah.

And die with a stomach egg.

Yeah, well, whatever.

If it's a pink one, though, you can't call it the annihilator.

No.

That's got to be a completely different color.

Right, right.

That's a nice Valentine's Day gift for somebody.

It's like Little Debbie's makes makes strawberry shortcake mini muffins.

Little things are exciting.

There is a whole section at the grocery store in the one aisle that has all of those little

Debbie's cakes and the bags of little mini chocolate donuts.

I walk by that every time and go, man, I could just crush all of this stuff.

I have such good memories of mini donuts.

Why you're saying it out loud?

You said it out loud.

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