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So what's the story about the cocaine and the sump pumps as we're talking about drugs here? They busted some dude. He had a bunch of drugs at his house and he was hiding the coke in the sump pump pit. And they knew to look? They knew to look then? I think he was, I think they might have caught him down there trying to mess around with it and they went, well, why are you over there by the sump pump pit, sir?

Oh, it's because you have 117.25 grams of cocaine floating inside the sump pumps cavity.

The funny thing about the war on drugs is say say, 15, 25 years from now.

It's the same stories.

I mean, there's never going to end.

And every time I hear a war on drug people talking, like, it's going to end.

It's not.

No, there will always be drugs.

People always want to get high.

And people always want to achieve an altered state of consciousness. There is no stopping it. I mean, you can slow it down, but it's always going to get here. It's been here for cocaine. It's been around, what, 60, 70 years now, basically. Well, since early 2000. I mean, it was obviously in Coca-Cola back in the day, but the snortable party kind, what, probably since the mid-century?

60 to 70.

I heard six or seven, and I was like, I think it's been around longer.

Weren't they eating cocoa leaves thousands of years ago?

Oh, yeah, probably, yeah, probably too, Todd, yeah.

1860, a German graduate student developed an purification process for cocaine.

Also, we're not, you know, our lifetime isn't the first time we figured out you could hold your breath and pass out too.

You know, the pioneers and Egyptians have been doing that.

They all try that stuff.

They all try that stuff. They're all doing that stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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