5:30!!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

EP#746: Bryan takes the kids over to Grandma Kiki's for Mother's Day and a stranger wants you to know dinner is a 5:30!! Plus, Bryan and Krissy are gearing up for their most ambitious idea yet: The 12 Hours of TCB! That’s right—twelve chaotic hours of podcasting, caffeine crashes, celebrity guests, and probably a few FCC violations. But before the madness begins, the dynamic duo checks in on their usual nonsense, which this week includes: disturbing dreams, Catholic guilt, and Krissy’s moral compass vs. Bryan’s Google search history. TCB Intro Clips: TCB Is terrible! Watch EP #745 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Steakhouse Stack, with two layers of delicious beef, crispy onions and peppercorn sauce.
0:04.5	It's the kind of McDonald's you take photos of to put pride of place on the mantelpiece.
0:08.2	Sure, you'll need to make room, but you remember what your wedding day looked like.
0:11.6	The Steakhouse Stack. It's McDonald's, and then some.
0:15.5	Available to the 17th of June, served from 11am, subject to availability, participating restaurants only.
0:20.4	Get ready for a game changer.
0:22.3	Adobe Express is the quick and easy app that makes creating content for your business easier
0:26.7	than ever.
0:27.6	From engaging presentations to eye-catching animations and social posts, your teams can
0:32.2	produce work that's on brand and on time every time.
0:35.9	Transform your ideas into standout content
0:38.4	with time-saving generative AI features
0:40.6	that are designed to be safe for commercial use.
0:43.3	No headaches, just results.
0:45.5	Curious to learn more, head to adobe.com forward slash express. Good morning, Brian.
0:59.9	Yeah, good morning, chatty-patti.
1:01.8	Did you sleep well?
1:03.3	No, no, I did not.
1:04.9	That is horrible.
1:06.2	May I suggest a nap later on today?
1:08.6	Your schedule is free after recording episode number
1:12.2	733,422 of The Commercial Break with Chrissy.
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