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Did anybody have Grandma, the Galapagos Tortoise at the San Diego Zoo?

Dead at 141.

I think her biggest age gap in sex is like 190 years.

She banged a 12-year-old turtle once.

She likes me.

And by the, by the, 12th legal in the turtle world.

She would have lived another 20 years, but she couldn't stop smoking cigarettes.

That's clear by that, yeah.

Yeah, you, because we found out yesterday that, oh, this is a turtle here, by the way.

Jonathan is the oldest living turtle, currently 194 years old.

Where's he?

Believed to be hatched in 1832.

Wow.

I just had that in my phone.

You brought the turtle story up there, Todd. All right. Is he in captivity somewhere? Or is he on an island? I don't know where it's at. It doesn't say. It's from a site, some sort of turtle site. I don't know. He's how old? So Nick's dad wins, 44 years. Rachel had sex with the guy who was 30 some years older than you?

Yes.

30 what?

Exactly.

34, 35.

Okay, yeah.

Just once?

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