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When you hike the Appalachian Trail, did any Pennsylvania Hill Jacks try and rape you?

I don't know what part of that whole sentence, like, shocked me the most.

It just kept going.

You hear about creepy guys on the Appalachian Trail all the time. Oh, yeah, the Appalachian, whatever, everything about it is, I love reading about it, but it's terrifying. So that wasn't it. I wouldn't spend the night myself, but people do, obviously. People hike the whole damn thing. There's a lot of lean twos and stuff you can stay at spend the night

and uh there's a bunch of stuff in those things isn't that just scream it's a trap right i've

seen videos of people staying in those and they it's like video of like you hear outside nature

then all of a sudden there's no like cricket there's no like wind blowing or whatever it's weird

well a lot of people

like dead silent my hometown you know my dad was worked at the post office for years and and uh

they would get stuff mailed ahead of them yeah so they would so they had hikers come into my hometown

post office all the time because it was just a couple miles

I could hop back on the Appalachian Trail and but it's funny I never thought about walking any

further than what I did and I know people that it's like anything have never walked any the Appalachian

trail that's a block away you know the Pacific Crest Trail and the Continental Divide Trail

that goes across Colorado they all have outposts along the way. You need a new pair of boots. You can just send away for a new pair of boots and pick it up at the outpost. But the murders are bad, though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if I saw the... And the Hilljack rape. Hilljack rape would suck, you know.

Hilljack rape is a name of a like metal band.

Yeah, totally.

Zach's seen him.

You know he has.

Greece Witherspoon runs across a couple of guys that look kind of rapy.

Right.

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