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Hogs will definitely eat you, and they love the taste of blood.

My grandpa raised pigs and always told us to never go near the pigs pen with a cut on our leg as they will try to bite you.

Oh, they'll sniff it out.

What if you have the, yeah, what if you had a period or something like that, you know?

Having firsthand experience showing pigs at the county fair, I never found them to be that aggressive.

All right.

Well, you were a tender lover.

Yeah.

But you were aggressive, right?

These are probably pigs that have just been, you know, socialized to people because they'd been around people their entire lives. It's not a proud moment that I... Did you ever bleed near the pig? No, not that I'm aware of. Never had them... Like these pigs would have contact with humans on a daily basis, wouldn't they? They get fast. Austin's behind them all the time.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

You got to sneak up. Whoever wrote that note about the pig. My grandpa raised pigs and told us never to go near the pig's pen with a cut on your leg. They would try to bite you. I'm going to go with the guy's grandpa. Yeah, me too. I didn't know that. Now I'm going to stay away when I'm on a period.

When you bleed.

Your pig sounded a little more domesticated, plus.

Yeah. Well, they weren't mine. I was just helping, but still, it was not a proud moment in my life, finding myself in a show ring in a county fair trying to lead a hog around. Were you 4-H or something like that? Yeah, it was 4-H. It was just a pants size. Don't retire, Nick. That's a good one there. That's just a pants-size. I was helping my cousin show her hogs. Yeah, because if you have two in the same category, then you've got to find somebody else to show one of them. How old were you at this pig show me? 12, 13, somewhere on there.

That's right in the middle of the Husky section.

Yeah.

Sometimes he goes out and the fat kid showing pigs, man.

Yeah, dude.

I mean, I was a fat kid and putting myself in the position of showing pigs.

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