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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Is it okay to call someone else's kid your kid, college girl flips out over Trump sign, live we need to talk, and more

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.
0:08.0	What a bitges?
0:12.0	So I'm reading this story about this drama teacher, right? She banged a student.
0:16.3	Okay.
0:17.3	It happens.
0:18.3	Yeah, yeah, it happens every day.
0:21.3	Well, her excuse is hilarious. All right. I was only trying to mentor him. It's all I was trying to do.
0:28.0	Okay, I thought there was more to that. Like that's not a good excuse. I was only trying to mentor him you have sex with him
0:35.1	no she's trying to mentor him I mean you're a teacher some teachers are mentors
0:39.6	doesn't mean they have sex yes they are yeah. Yeah. Well you know to be kind of bad
0:44.0	ass I wish somebody would have mentored me. Right. Right. Right. You wouldn't
0:47.6	suck at it. I you know I I never thought a mentor was somebody had sex with. Right. You know I thought a mentor was somebody had sex with.
0:53.0	You know, I thought a mentor was somebody who definitely didn't have sex with.
0:56.0	You were an Eagle Scout.
0:58.0	You did stuff like that, right?
0:59.0	Nope, I didn't have sex with anybody.
1:00.0	Yeah, but they were your mentors, right?
1:02.0	I mean, I guess. Yeah, you were their protégé? I mean, Derek, I mean that I would be banging you because I'd be your mentor. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I didn't. I think there's a clear, you know, you don't have sex with your mentor.
1:16.2	Yeah, I mean, we have that clear boundary here.
1:18.2	Yeah, I think most places.
1:20.2	I don't think they're no longer your mentor a mentor when you have sex with them right like
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