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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

5/12/17 Friday

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 165 minutes

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Summary

Girls have a hobby horse competition, Nard and Daniel try a breast pump, Nard says fat people are freaky, and more

Transcript

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0:00.0

Podcasting now.

0:02.0

Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show. God that guys I just gave so many problems all right so you know Felix he takes

0:18.7

our Starbucks order and then he goes and gets it every morning and he's a bad

0:22.4

ass at it.

0:23.1

I was like, hold on I gotta send you something different.

0:26.1

What do he say there?

0:28.1

Is it that mint majesty tee?

0:30.1

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

0:33.0

With a straight ass face too.

0:36.0

Right, like he didn't even break nothing.

0:38.0

He was like, that mid majesty tee.

0:40.0

He know you like it.

0:42.0

So yesterday, Nard went to in our local market there's a bad-ass zoo.

0:45.7

You know our home market of San Antonio it's a badass zoo my buddy's the head honcho

0:51.5

over there and so Nard went out there to go meet the

0:54.8

celebrity guest the mystery celebrity guest yeah so Nard went out and met Urkel yeah

1:00.7

super nice guy like I could admit a nicer celebrity in my entire life. Like this guy, like when I get liners, like usually I have to leave immediately or whatever. And but he's like...

1:09.4

Nardie's so geeked about Urkel, right? Like, yeah. No. He said, oh my God, oh my god oh my god he was a nice just

1:14.8

got it was like oh my god it was Steve Urkel man I brought this guy up like he it was it was

1:20.2

Urkel which is great man it's awesome but like but most of not just or so right

1:25.0

childhood celebrities like that are dicks like they're like I agree yeah that's because a

1:29.1

lot of times they've been touched I don't think erco got touched I don't think soco got touched. I don't think so either that's why he's cool.

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