5/14 2-3 Tossing The Phone
Todd N Tyler Radio Empire
Todd n Tyler
4.7 • 819 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Don't throw your phone at the stage.
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| 0:00.0 | Download Todd and Tyler podcast from the Todd and Tyler app. |
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| 0:08.3 | This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. |
| 0:10.8 | I don't report this up before I have to deliver the bad news in about five weeks, but the days certainly are getting longer. |
| 0:17.5 | I thought of you the other day I told Michelle that that it was i'm sitting it was because when i |
| 0:22.1 | come down to work now it's pretty bright out shut up and uh sorry it's really bright out |
| 0:27.6 | shut up and then i i sitting outside and we're talking about the sunlight being up and i said |
| 0:34.3 | i said well yeah we got more i said it's really bright in the morning to me there way I said then it was like June 21st something and that correct then I |
| 0:41.6 | thought of you I said damn it damn it I thought of you when I was going to bed the other night |
| 0:46.4 | because it gets darker after that it gets darker every day right no after June 21st |
| 0:51.6 | it gets lighter every day and then after June 21st, we gradually start losing time. |
| 0:58.1 | We should change the clocks again then, you know. |
| 1:01.6 | Make it daylight again later just for, you know, every day, just keep changing the clocks, like 10 minutes. |
| 1:07.3 | Right, adjust it so the sun sets about 9 o'clock every night. Yeah, every night through the summer, the whole way through August. Yeah, that's fine. Nine's about right. Yeah. Yeah, there was still a little light over the horizon the other night when I was walking upstairs to go to bed. I remember going to bed years ago with the sun still up. Yeah. But sucks but you did to do that but i was tired |
| 1:30.5 | yeah you why you get up early too man but i was tired so it was fine yeah yeah so you it's five weeks |
| 1:37.4 | you know you want to give us the bad news you could have waited until the days will start |
| 1:42.0 | getting a a little bit shorter thank you voice, voice of doom. Yes, bullies can change, but often requires, before you go shoot a bully or push, go back and beat the hell of that kid that threw you down with a baby. I'm not going to do that, by the way. I think that dude should at least step up and apologize. I think so, too. He knows what he did. What's his first name? |
| 2:01.8 | No, it doesn't matter. |
| 2:03.4 | And you're locally famous now. |
| 2:08.6 | So he feels bad for pushing the fat kid over in junior high school. |
| 2:11.4 | You're bigger, stronger now. |
| 2:13.3 | You're not fat anymore. |
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