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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7 • 819 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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HELL NO!

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0:00.0	Download Todd and Tyler podcast from the Todd and Tyler app.
0:03.7	Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:08.2	This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.
0:10.8	Is have you killed a guy on any of those quizzes?
0:13.8	No, you can add them, though.
0:14.9	I've never seen that one.
0:16.1	No, no.
0:17.4	But people have.
0:18.8	Well, either accidentally or on purpose.
0:20.6	Somebody actually killed somebody accidentally and didn't get charged probably. That's right. Laura Bush killed a guy. Right. She killed a guy, right. John Elway? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Killed a guy. Oh, yeah. I highly recommend getting a happy ending. Those Asian ladies say whatever comes to their minds. We recently switched trucks at work, and I'm a little lazier now.
0:39.6	Went in the other day, and she grabbed the fat on my stomach and said, you fat now.
0:44.8	Put her hands are magic for an extra 60 bucks, yeah.
0:49.5	So he goes back to the same lady.
0:51.9	Apparently.
0:52.6	And he showed up badder.
0:53.7	You fat now. She's Todd. And I'm not going to say it the Asian way. Go ahead, Nick. You say it. No, I would say this lady's Todd. Oh, what, you fat now? That's him, like, beating your body. Oh, that's right. Zero filter. Except I... Are you fat now?
1:11.3	I conjugated the...
1:12.4	You are fat now.
1:14.7	I put the verb 2B in there.
1:17.0	You put on a little weight.
1:19.2	Fatty.
1:21.2	Now give me your job.
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