Didn't hear the whole show. Don't feel bad. Neither did we. Catch up with podcasts. Available on the Todd and Tyler app. Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, or wherever you get your podcast. This is the Dot and Tyler Radio Empire. Scott wants to know if I can dot the eye. I haven't pissed in the snow in a while. It takes a long piss, too. There's no eye in Tyler. Mike? Yeah, I know. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. I got one of those stupid quizzes, so we can take this. Don't you usually have somebody famous come in and dot the eye? Like the Ohio State marching band? Somebody else pissed the eye in for you.

It's a giant honor to dot the eye.

Right.

And all you need is a little drop.

Come on over here, whip it out, put a drop down there.

One little pebble turd.

Who's got one left, right?

Never have I ever.

We could do that at the live show.

Yeah. Because usually it's it would provide in your snow cover

but it's usually in December

well we'll just get like a

we'll get some snow and put it on the stage

I'll piss her name of him yeah Jim will love that

Jim wants us to do something different the next live show

I said well there's something different

this is different Jim get a snow machine yeah we're gonna piss on the snow

we'll have a little remote segment go outside everybody walks outside the whole

crowd 500 people walk outside and then we'll have somebody famous coming and then

you'll drop or the last drop of urine right that could be could be the end of the show. Or you can have somebody use your wiener as a pen and spell it. They can move it around. But isn't that how Ohio State does it when somebody's dotting the eye? Generally, it's somebody famous. I don't know. I think sometimes. That comes in to help them out. Sometimes. Yeah, I think either that or somebody special from the marching band. Right. Right. But sometimes it's a celebrity eye daughter. Right. Former alum. I guess that's redundant. So have you broken a bone? Actually, I never have. I sprained my ankle pretty bad in football and baseball years ago, but it never actually broke. So I don't, I'm not going to wood. I've never broken a bone. Did I ever tell you? Yeah, you have checked. About the bone that I broke? Yeah, a bunch of times. Was that your first bone you broke? No, I broke my clavicle when I was a little kid. Took a header down the stairs because I was really excited to show off my new hot wheels. Oh. And I was running to grip my body. I thought I was your first gin sand. And I went headfirst down the stairs. I believe I also went. I got knocked out. Yeah. Not out? Yeah. Do you have a broken bone there, Nick?

No.

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