Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. This week, 4K No Los

Dos. Andrew brings the case against his girlfriend, Rachel. Andrew loves his large television.

Rachel hates it. She begged him to leave the behemoth behind before they moved in together.

However, it's now the main TV in their home.

Rachel loves living with Andrew, but she wants to evict his huge eyesore of a television.

Who's right, who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and presents an obscure cultural reference. Yeah, I'll go ahead and say she's pulling her punches

there, buddy. This is beyond tacky. This is atrocious. There are two safes in the room,

and one of them has a floor lamp on it? Diabolical. Reading your comments

in here, I no longer believe you have a wife. There is simply no way. Bail of Jesse Thorne,

please swear the litigants in. Andrew and Rachel, please rise and raise your right hands.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

So help you, God, or whatever?

I do.

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he doesn't even have a television?

He just reads 19th century novels in a bad main accent.

I do.

Yeah.

Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.

Andrew and Rachel, you may be seated.

Oh, no.

That were them sitting down.

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