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Stiff Socks

4D Print a Pocket P**sy

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a  flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut  lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like  and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years  ago. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Caffee Burke and I'm here to tell you about my brand new podcast where there's a

0:04.2

will there's a wake. Join me weekly as I have a knatter to some of my favourite people

0:08.6

about their fantasy funeral, including comedian and direct ups, do you at least? You're asking

0:14.2

me are there people I would like to see me die?

0:18.8

Yes!

0:19.9

From something else and Sony Music Entertainment, listen and follow on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,

0:25.6

Amazon Music, Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.3

Is sand from the ocean? That's wild. So what was the ending for ocean? No, no, sand is

0:35.7

the ground of rocks. But where?

0:38.7

Fight Club. Sorry? Oh!

0:45.3

Michael told me he, I love him Michael has. I don't love when you have added two but I

0:50.7

always I feel sympathy for you because I either myself get angry or will not need more

0:56.0

because I just download a calm app. I'm a change man. Listen to two meditation sessions.

1:00.5

I do say I had a quick little bump of meditation yesterday I had a lot of work to do in the

1:06.9

morning and it was one of those where like the second you wake up your phone was just

1:09.4

like yeah and I was like let me let me push it back with 50 minutes. I'll zend out.

1:16.6

And I was like oh this isn't that much work you were just panicking. It'll change your

1:20.8

whole day. The calm app that we're not sponsored by a calm app obviously. Well not obviously.

1:26.2

Not yet. But yeah I have it too and even this morning I woke up like an idiot I got

1:31.9

right on my phone like an idiot. And there's always the worst starts of the day when you

1:35.7

just on your phone you pick your head up and you're like oh my phone doing emails and swipe

1:39.3

on a tag type what am I doing? So I just put my phone down and like let me meditate so

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