498: Amber Gambler Honey Complaints

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Everybody likes to say things are "out the wazoo", but nobody ever asks "how's the wazoo". Nobody ever inspects the wazoo to make sure its hard-working chute isn't red raw with all the stuff whizzing out of it. Nobody applies the special clinical wazoo balms the wazoo doctor prescribed, but the poor wazoo didn't have the hands to rub into its own wazoo. But does the wazoo ever complain? No. Says more about you than it does the wazoo if you're askin' for my two pence, which you ain't. In this episode, Log gambles on amber, Steve admits he's been a weapons engineer for an aerospace contractor this entire time, and Gav addresses some early complaints about Regular Features Honey. Available here! https://regularfeatures.com/shop/honey-by-regular-features/

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.7	And like every week, I am joined by Mr. John Loughblythe and Mrs. Steve Hobarty.
0:20.3	Hiya.
0:23.3	You ready for some feature time?
0:24.2	God, yes.
0:26.0	Yes, I am very ready.
0:28.8	My body is one with my t-shirt.
0:32.5	It's a sweaty day in my spare room.
0:35.9	I'm riding high on the launch of a new product,
0:57.8	a brand new product on the market. We are. It's regular features, honey. And we are, I've got a honey salesman swagger about me now. You do. I keep stopping me in the street and saying, you look like you sell. I'm going to say jam? And I say, no, it's honey. And you punch them in the face and go, because that is actually one of the most insulting things you can say to a honey salesman.
0:58.5	It is.
1:01.7	I look like, it's got, do it look like it got pipsin?
1:04.7	You look like it got pipsin.
1:06.7	You fucking mug.
1:08.9	Do I look like I serve preserves.
1:11.7	Some sort of marmalade prick?
1:12.4	No.
1:14.5	It's honey, baby.
1:16.6	What features have you got, Steve?
1:18.7	What feature, a feature, singular?
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