Since the dawn of civilization, man and woman have looked to the stars and thought,

and wondered and thought, what if a comedy podcast could also sell me little jars of delicious honey?

Well, now you can.

That's right.

Regular features has finally entered the cutthroat world of honey sales.

This is not a joke.

This is real.

We even asked a lawyer if it was legal for us to sell food on the internet.

That's how serious we are about selling honey now. The fact that it

turned out to not be illegal, that's just a great cool bonus for you. So here it is. Regular

Features has partnered with Pearly Queen Honey, a collective of urban beekeepers who are

on a mission to protect every last bee. Our honey is jarred by hand and is 100% natural and raw, with none of the spooky preservatives

at the orange honey colors that all of the big supermarkets are definitely putting in there.

Regular features honey is exactly how it was when it came out of the bee.

And hey, we even know exactly which bees made it.

They're from a small hive in North London, in Enfield to be exact.

You can even go and see them on a hive tour and go say hello.

We did that just to make sure we weren't getting some sort of thick apple juice.

And my god, these were some happy

bees. City-dalling bees make honey in all sorts of cookie flavors, thanks to the diverse

and exotic range of metropolitan flora available to them. And regular features honey carries a

distinctly chocolatey taste with a hint of toffee. It mostly tastes like honey,

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