497: POP TART pain, crazy songs and singing! And, Dr. Ascot!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2013

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Can POP TARTS hurt you? Oh yeahhh they can, a Pavement Pounder does the show opening, and a song that makes you chill... oh, and Dr. Ascot, yuuuuck. Blaze into a maze!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What a wacky crazy show what a wacky crazy show well I shouldn't jump to conclusions
0:07.2	I'll let you guys decide hey everybody welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. Three big words in your life Harlan Highway
0:17.7	podcast. I am the man Harlan Williams who brings you the grooviness. I'm your chauffeur. I'm your chauffeur, however you want to pronounce
0:29.2	it. I'll get you to the other side of the road. I'll get you across the highway.
0:35.7	What are we doing today? We're going to be talking about have you ever donated to a charity or done
0:40.6	something for a charity? I did a little something that made me happy inside.
0:45.0	I'm going to share it with you.
0:47.0	How about your fingers?
0:50.0	You ever burn your fingers on a breakfast treat? I bet you have. Wait, wait, wait, do you hear my tirade about this? Because it pisses me off. And I have a feeling the same thing has happened to you too okay
1:07.6	also we're gonna be just discussing uh... songs there's uh... one song in particular that I just think has one of the most mellow
1:16.2	lyrics in all of songwriting and I'm gonna play I'm gonna play pieces of that
1:22.0	song for you it's gonna to be great it's going to be
1:24.9	mellow it's going to be crazy it's all happening here on the Harlan highway
1:30.5	Harlan Justin from Indianapolis, and I just, I want to introduce your show, so if I may, take a ride on the
1:40.0	Holland Highway! the Highland Highway.
1:48.0	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh? You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:51.0	It's time for the Harlan Highway.
1:53.0	What's up?
1:54.0	Bra. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?
2:00.0	Ah! I have come here to chew bubblegums and kick ass.
2:05.0	Am I hallucinating here?
2:06.2	Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
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