496 Harland goes BACK IN TIME! Also, Aunt Ruthie calls in.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2013

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Harland turns into a kid again and writes a POEM about the whole amazing experience. Aunt Ruthie calls in from her cell phone, and there's a shortage on toilet paper and wiping options are getting desperate. Slippery slop sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm singing in my podcast just singing in my podcast and I don't know why if I sang the whole
0:09.2	podcast wait a minute there's an idea oh. Oh, maybe I'll sing a podcast one of these days. The whole thing.
0:17.0	You're like, you lost me, Mr. Williams.
0:21.0	And I am Mr. Williams.
0:23.0	Harlan Williams here.
0:24.0	You are on the Harlan Highway Podcast.
0:27.0	Welcome.
0:28.0	Thank you for being here.
0:29.0	Tell your friends.
0:30.0	Don't hog it to yourself.
0:32.0	Because today, oh, we're going to be talking about you ever see the movie big with Tom Hanks where he becomes a kid again
0:39.3	Guess what that happened to me that happened to me and I hope it happens to you because it was a great
0:44.8	experience we're gonna talk about me actually a full-grown man turning into a kid and what a refreshing and wonderful experience it was to do.
0:57.0	Also we're going to talk about something very deadly. Have you ever run out of toilet paper? Well how about this? A whole
1:05.0	country has run out of toilet paper. What a mess! Wait you hear about that! Also my
1:11.8	Aunt Ruthie is calling in. She doesn't know how to use her cell phone
1:15.1	and drive at the same time. She is a disaster waiting to happen. Unbelievable and
1:21.4	then a phone call from one of the pavement pounders where we discuss Adam Carolla right here on the Harland Highway.
1:30.0	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
1:36.0	You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
1:40.0	It's the Harlan Highway.
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