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Okay, all I need you to say is this is the story about the surfboard, the Stoker machine,

and then just tell us the story. All right, you ready?

Let her rip, Chattie.

This is a Stoker machine, and I'm super amped on the Stoker machine

because...

I'll make it as clear as possible.

For me, objects, they gain personality and they gain character and they gain spirit

and they gain like soul, they gain like mojo, especially surfboards.

A brand new fresh board that you get is you're always stoked.

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