4.6 • 992 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | For fans of Chris Evans, in the Wikipedia description of the plot of Red One in theaters this weekend, a sentence reads, |
0:10.0 | Zoe, played by Lucy Lou, offers to double Jacks, played by Chris Evans, Jack's payment if he helps them find Santa, |
0:17.9 | played by J.K. Simmons, but places a tracker inside him. This week's |
0:22.5 | lightning round question is, if you were Lucy Lou, how did you get a tracker inside |
0:26.6 | Chris Evans? I'm Hady Rich. And first of all, I would say it's not clear from that sentence |
0:30.7 | structure if she's placing a tracker inside Chris Evans or Santa. And I'm not going to see |
0:35.5 | red one to find out whether or not that's the case. And I would say, just put at the bottom of a shock glass. Don't be gross about it. |
0:42.0 | Hey, it's Dave with the Seven. Absolutely, if he's being paid to help find Santa, Santa would not be there. |
0:48.0 | It's putting a tracker inside Chris Evans. Wikipedia does fine, Katie. Anyway, consensual candy cane in the butt is my answer. |
0:57.5 | Consensual, all those consensual candy cane butt situations out there. |
1:01.3 | So it's to be clear it has to be mutually agreed upon. |
1:03.9 | Yeah, I mean, is a consensual candy cane in the butt. |
1:07.8 | Also with a secret tracker, which is non-consensual, I would assume. |
1:11.0 | That's true. That really does damage the consent nature there. |
1:14.8 | Yeah, it is a non-consensual activity sort of turduckoned within a consensual one. |
1:18.7 | I'm not sure if that passes muster. |
1:23.1 | I, because I'm living in the future, I would liquefy the tracking device. |
1:30.2 | It would be in liquid form. |
1:32.3 | And I would give it to him as a bottle of vizine that he would use. |
1:36.6 | Oh. |
1:38.9 | Okay. |
1:39.7 | I'm on my Mission Impossible. |
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