492: A Sandwich and Some Mystery Murders

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

Kellie Rasberry & Allen Evans

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

The podcast almost gets derailed REAL early when Allen tries to mess with Kellie’s knee. SHE DOES NOT LIKE THAT. But that leads to a story about Kellie’s Aunt Lacey, whom Allen insists doesn’t exist.

Allen’s Bucket List for 2023 included taking Dylan on a guided fishing trip and MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. You’ll get a recap of their overnight adventure, which included a rare occurrence of Dylan hearing the word no.

It was a shocking story — a young woman pulls over to check on a toddler walking alone down the highway only to be abducted. A couple days later, she showed up at her parents’ doorstep and now police believe it was all a hoax.

Since Dylan asked for an aquarium, the drama hasn’t ended. There have been multiple fish deaths in a very short amount of time, and it looks like we can finally point the claw at the murderer.

Find out why a stuffed octopus is causing a huge rift in Kellie and Allen’s marriage. And Allen shares another entry in his ever-growing collection of Kellie Claps Back.

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0:00.0	Yay, Networks.
0:05.0	Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to a sandwich. It's 11 podcasts. Just a few little
0:17.4	last minute bumbling, uh, bumbling incidents. Before we hit the record button, I'm Kelly
0:22.8	Razzberry Evans along with my husband. He's just the talent. Alan Evans.
0:28.0	That's what he said. Well, okay, well, let's be transparent. Let's be open. In fact, let's
0:36.9	open the kimono revealing all when my wife, my sweet wife said to me, grab my microphone.
0:44.7	I said, hand me my microphone. I didn't say it like that. I said it. Maybe I'll
0:51.1	please. I said, hand me the microphone. Maybe I said, please, but I don't think I did.
0:57.6	Anyway, anyway, let me know. He's not the engineer, which technically he is for this
1:02.7	podcast. Right. Not the engineer. You're more of the coordinator. Are you even a producer?
1:09.1	Well, are you just chief button pusher? You have one job. I'm chief button pusher. A
1:15.9	button that turns red when we're recording. I dream. We're not. But that's his burping
1:22.6	in toot in room. Leave the door. And a random sound effects. I can't hear because I don't
1:26.4	have ear buds in. But anyway, welcome to the podcast. Thank y'all for being here. Alan
1:32.0	and I, I don't know. I think we're both a little off tonight. Alan was up late last
1:36.8	night up early this morning for an all day fishing excursion. And I moved, apparently, I'm
1:43.4	not allowed to do that at age 56 because if you move a certain way, you mess up your back.
1:49.6	I don't know what happened. I just, I don't know. I'm reaching for the teepee. I don't know
1:53.2	when it happened. I just started walking across the room and realized my back hurts touching
1:57.4	your toes. I don't even know how I did it. Shaving my life. No, I haven't. I have not done
2:03.2	that. Is that why you didn't want me touching your legs before the podcast? You know, I don't
2:06.4	like you messing with my knees. I don't like. I wasn't messing with you. You were coming
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