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Hey guys, Ronnie here. Welcome to Watch What Crappens. Ben is out of town, so I took this opportunity to cheat with one of my favorite people in the world, Ms. Jackie Shimmel.

You can find Jackie at her podcast, The Bitch Bible, which is Effing Calerius. And she's also at Jackie Shimmel on Twitter and Instagram. Do not forget we have a live show. Our New York date sold out. So thank you for everybody who's coming to that.

We're also going to be doing an LA date over Labor Day weekend. And since it's a holiday weekend, it's our biggest house yet. And we're going to be doing sort of an experience out of it. We're going to do our show.

But then we're going to find out some day activities to do during that weekend too, so we can all hang out together. So if you want to come have a kick ass holiday weekend, do it with us.

You can find the ticket links at our website watch what crappens.com. Do that by some tickets. Come see us. We are so excited and nervous and thrilled. And we're loving doing all of this and loving meeting you guys in real life.

So come out and party with us everybody. And until then this week we have two shows is this one with Jackie Real Housewives of Potomac. And then Thursday we're going to cover Real Housewives of New York. I'm going to be doing that with Stephanie Wilder Taylor.

And that's it. We're off the rest of the week. So enjoy this show. Come buy your tickets and have a kick ass party week. My little independent flowers. Love you guys.

This is a very special episode because Ben as Ben does went to take a vacation and some God for a second place called Disneyland where he can't just be on the internet all day.

So I decided to take a vacation where the internet is always shitty to my parents house in Austin. So I'm laying in my in the guest room bed. There's like fake crystals hanging off a lamps.

There's like plastic fucking plants all over this room. And I'm laying on my side, I'm leaning on my elbow talking to my new friend. Miss Jackie Shumon of the bitch Bible. Hello Jackie.

Oh my goodness. Hello. I love your description about where you are and how you're laying. Are you wearing any clothes or are you nude only because the cleaning ladies here. And if there's like a fire or something or like I need to get some mic and I ex out the fridge.

I don't really terrify the poor woman. You know she doesn't get paid enough or around her. I doubt that's going to work. I've been trying for years.

Amazing. I'm very excited to talk shit with you. I can't believe we didn't meet sooner. I'm kind of annoyed that we didn't meet sooner.

Someone was trying to introduce us for years and we would kind of like email back and forth. And you know like podcast world is like whatever. And then we met and I was. I know. I found like my my sister.

I know I really really loved you very instantly. It could go one or two ways. So I'm very happy that you know we found love in a hopeless place.

Oh, aka my office.

AKA your office with fluorescent lighting. I can't believe you put up with that. You know I'm going to send an email a strongly worded email. It's like the most hideous room in the world.

I look like fucking golem died threw up on themselves and then like glued some sad, juie hair onto my scalp. It's just the ugliest fucking place.

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