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Hey, Paul.

I've just written a song. It's about tortillas, Paul. I've just written a song.

It's about tortillas, actually.

It's more of a rap.

That might be my favorite one you've ever done, actually.

Oh, well, that's unexpected.

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Welcome back to the curbsiders.

I'm Dr. Matthew Frank Guaddo, feeling really good about myself right now,

joined here by Dr. Paul Nelson

Williams, America's primary care physician. Paul, how are you doing?

I am well, Matt. How are you doing? I'm doing well, and I should just mention that Paul being

America's primary care physician for that one listener who got really upset about it.

Listen, man, it's just an honorary title.

It's like if I had a coffee mug that said world's best dad, I mean, it doesn't mean I'm claiming I'm the world's best dad.

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