Hello and welcome again to ereligiosophy where it has been 10 days since a Thai child has died in Charlie's basement. Oh wait wait wait wait two days.

What? When did the last one die? I haven't even been over to your house in a week.

He was mouthing off about, you know, oh, I get to eat his bread.

You know what, just for that punish all Thai children with just water for a week

all right we got a lot of new today so let's jump right into it. What do you think?

I think we better get to it or we're going to be here all night.

Should we hit reviews first?

I believe we should hit reviews first, and there are two reviews that I'd like to bring up the first

one it just barely came in today by the shadows over Insmouth it's a five-star

review and the point I would like to make about this is he

says the show is half low brow, beavis and butthead, humor, half dock and

scholarship, firsthand experience, half-dock in scholarship, first-hand experience, half-two buddies sitting around

shit-shadding over a beer, and 100% fun.

Please for the love of God, were you trained in mathematics in Alabama?

That seems right, that all adds up.

Half, half, half, 100?

He says,

in a decently run universe, these guys would have a weekly TV show.

My God, if there are any producers out there, we would go on TV.

I could make a full of myself every week. Look, we couldn't even win the 2009 podcast People's Choice Award for Religion and Inspiration.

The most insignificant award ever created?

No way we're going to get a TV show.

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