49. Farm Fresh - Guest Preacher Jared Logan

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2019

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

The uterus should be called “the Story box” because it is where all our Stories begin! Nothing invigorates the Story like the squeals of an infant in the wet folds of a mother, or better yet, two infants, or three or four! Today, we hear the Story of a man who becomes mother, whose Story box writhed with Stories blessed. Guest Preacher: Jared Logan (@JaredLogan) Invocation Psalm: “Cornshit” Liturgical Reading: “Farm Fresh” Concluding Prayer Hoo hoo, hee hee, the Story dies and the story breathes. Next Tuesday, it will gunk us full of a new truth. Don’t forget to check out our new short film, “The Dog the Boy” https://vimeo.com/226796022 Or see it as part of a live TSMBT service: https://vimeo.com/297286015

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:22.0	Go ahead, take your seats, settle in.
0:25.5	Grunt into it.
0:27.3	Yes, yes, get groaning, like you are birthed in a story, wailing and gruesome, from your unspoken folds.
0:35.7	Grunt, damn it.
0:37.4	The story must be told. The story must be told.
0:39.3	The story must be told.
0:41.3	We know and recite now the sounds of the animals.
0:47.3	A doggy goes woof, woof, woof.
0:50.3	The cow goes, moo-moo, mo-m-moo.
0:55.0	The stench weasel goes,
0:57.0	Stench-Sweet-Tee, sketch-quing-ch-quing-ch-quing-ch-ch-quing.
1:01.0	The arson wolf goes ro-r-r-ro-ro-ro-roar.
1:06.0	The liar cat just lies.
1:10.0	But what sound, dear congregation, does a child make?
1:14.6	Ha ha!
1:16.6	Yes, all sorts of noises escape our children's warped, often perplexing mouths.
1:23.6	I saw a mouth tiled floor to ceiling to walls in molars and the sound that came out.
1:31.3	Greek rule, Greek rules, stun, stun, stun.
1:36.3	Needless to say, we drowned it in the crick.
1:40.3	And now a song. Please rise, Pastor Andrew.
1:48.5	Sat down on the toilet.
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