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Paul, I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.

Where did I struggle with?

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

That's good.

I don't like that one.

That's a smart one, Paul.

I thought you might like it.

All right.

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Welcome back to the curbsiders. I'm Dr. Matthew Frank Guaddo here with my great friend and probably

the primary care physician. At least that's what he's telling people. And

if you could see his t-shirt, it says that on there. My mug, my business card, all of it.

Dr. Paul Nelson Williams. Hi, Paul. Hey, Matt. How are you? Good. How's the ego? It's great. I'm

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