488. - Chris & Jason in Las Vegas

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from our Las Vegas writer's retreat. We chat about money not sleeping, being a sous vide eggslut, Usher crawled so Chris breezy could fly, Vegas dining report at Martha Stewart's restaurant as well as Italy's Carbone, grape inside the bread that's wok-accia, a twelve dollar La Colombe nitro cold brew, Jack Harlow's stolen block boy valor, comparing a popular Pizzeria to Pete Davidson, a problematic Lyft lux driver, and hotels should give you the option of a sexy or non-sexy bathroom wall. Come see us in Philly, Atlanta, and Chicago this week! We'll have new merch and a whole new show. Tickets available HERE twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go and How long gone is here. We're reporting live from Las Vegas.
0:22.0	Fabulous Las Vegas, uh, room 43 at the beautiful cosmopolitan hotel.
0:27.6	Yeah.
0:28.6	I don't remember which tower we're in.
0:30.3	We're in the Chelsea Tower, of course.
0:32.0	The Chelsea Tower. course the Chelsea Tower if you hit the crazy rich Asian slot machine you went too far
0:38.9	Yeah day day I guess to day 11 in the desert day two of Las Vegas all my
0:47.2	mescalin's gone I'm feeling I'm feeling a como so did you say ready to go yeah yeah you're ready to get back into
0:55.6	Kali you need to get back into Chia Seed country don't you I need to get back
1:00.6	into be pollen country I'm dying on the line out here yeah you I need my get back into be pollen country. I'm dying on the line out here. Yeah, I need my overnight oats to have spent the night in a refrigerator in a rich person's house not overnight because nobody
1:13.4	i've been lucky enough to get up at five thirty a.m.
1:17.4	both nights here in Vegas due to
1:20.6	you know flying from new york
1:22.3	and i i've been able to do my favorite money doesn't
1:24.7	sleep in Nevada either.
1:25.8	You know sleep we don't pay taxes in Nevada I'm looking at property in
1:28.5	Henderson or that's another I'm another issue.
1:31.8	Jason I are investing how long gone profits
1:33.8	into a kind of a condo building in Reno.
1:36.9	So we're kind of.
1:37.9	It's not a slush.
1:39.1	It's a sludge fund.
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