487. - David Cross

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

David Cross is a comedian, actor, and writer from Atlanta, currently living in New York. He's currently on tour all over the country, so go see him. We chat with him about Sex In The City s02, the It Girl issue, he grew up without a lawn, and now he has a house upstate, trying to shoot syphilis with bullets, the boiled peanut diet, are crawfish worth it? when Dave comes to Salt Lake, it's a big deal, some parental themes from his current set, Los Feliz vs. Los Feliz, I can't drive a car I'm on Fentanyl, David asks if TJ is a frustrated comic, David's thoughts on live podcasts, Atlanta and Orange County ain't too different after all, when sushi just started to come out, our upcoming meal at the Martha Stewart restaurant in Las Vegas, when kids come to his live shows, and David shows Chris how to handle fan meet and greets. instagram.com/davidcrossofficial twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go and How long gone? We're here. I'm recovering from the it girl issue of New York magazine and how much that means to me personally
0:27.4	and we're recording this a little bit of a different time than usual because of our guest and our travel schedule as
0:34.8	Jason and I are going to fabulous Las Vegas Brandon Flowers voice.
0:40.7	Yeah it's 845 a.m. on a Wednesday, this whole we never pot in a
0:46.4	Wednesday. It's rare that I pod this early so I set my alarm for 530 this
0:51.2	morning just to make sure I was up in Adam. We had a call with the
0:56.0	wedding planner that's still happening right now and I was so upset to be
1:00.0	unfortunately taken away from that call to record the show but nevertheless
1:04.9	between the wedding planner call and the Sex and the City trailer oh I'm shocked you're
1:10.4	here honestly I'm shocked I'm shocked I didn't, I'm shocked that you're here.
1:13.0	I didn't know.
1:14.0	I'm still kind of having aftershocks from the release of Book Club 2 coming out on Mother's
1:20.6	day.
1:21.6	And aftershocks, I mean sort of like
1:23.5	orgasmic quivering you know what I mean? I'm still there's still some
1:27.5	squirt coming out because you could show those menopausal ladies a thing or two is
1:31.4	what you're saying. Well I I mean, some of them still kind of got it,
1:35.4	but I'm sort of, you know, I'm looking to them
1:38.7	to show me a few things, you know, I'm looking,
1:41.6	if I'm gonna get an old dog she better know a couple
1:44.6	tricks that are sort of like canceled nowadays sexually you know what I mean
1:48.1	canceled tricks yeah we don't do this one anymore Jane Fonda.
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