Summary
In this episode we discuss Formula 1 racing, Instagram flirting, and what we think about when we think about sleeping.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 0:11.0 | Load! |
| 0:22.0 | I matched an Orion with a heart chick named Load. |
| 0:27.0 | I think that she is French and she's 16 years old. |
| 0:32.0 | I said she's 19, you have got me sayin' it. |
| 0:37.0 | I think I impressed her with my shirtless perk. |
| 0:41.0 | She took me 4,000 bucks. |
| 0:44.0 | I don't know what to tell. |
| 0:46.0 | I think I'll email to her and I will. |
| 0:59.0 | Sick! |
| 1:00.0 | Awesome. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, that was actually a Green Day parody of Time of Your Life. |
| 1:07.0 | If you could believe it. |
| 1:08.0 | Green Day's still got it. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | I wanted to play that one because it's rare that we are actually better singers than the musicians. |
| 1:15.0 | That send in their theme songs. |
| 1:18.0 | Really? |
| 1:19.0 | It's rare, but I think we got this guy beat. |
| 1:22.0 | You wanted to air that one for our bragging rights. |
| 1:24.0 | I actually, when the very first lion where he says load, I thought that was my voice. |
| 1:30.0 | I thought so too. |
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