486: Horse's Ass (w/Jasper William Cartwright!)
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Headgum
4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 73 minutes
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In this episode we are joined by Actor, Writer, and new Headgum Podcaster Jasper William Cartwright join us to discuss playing D&D, forgetting birthdays, and being a horses ass.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgema region. |
| 0:30.0 | He hasn't wanted yet. |
| 0:37.0 | Never even came close. |
| 0:40.0 | He always gets the dirty. |
| 0:44.0 | Will he ever win all his dreams in vain? |
| 0:49.0 | Well, as he dreams of mics of gold. |
| 0:53.0 | Well, as he dreams of mics of gold. |
| 1:03.0 | Well, as he dreams of mics of gold. |
| 1:07.0 | Well, as he dreams of mics of gold. |
| 1:12.0 | Damn haunting. |
| 1:13.0 | Very beautiful, right? |
| 1:15.0 | Was that actually Sting? |
| 1:17.0 | Was that Sting? |
| 1:18.0 | No, it wasn't. |
| 1:19.0 | Because it'd be cool if Sting covered his dirty butt. |
| 1:22.0 | I don't think so. |
| 1:23.0 | It's a guy named Matthew Jasper. |
| 1:25.0 | I told you this was a Sting parody before it played. |
| 1:28.0 | You're a British. |
| 1:29.0 | He's British. |
| 1:30.0 | So, I don't know. |
| 1:31.0 | Thoughts? |
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