487: Dunst's Dizzee Flippin' Rant

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Well aren't you just knee high to a horse, you lovely little thing. Let me give your hair a ruffle, oh you're ever so cu- YOU JUST BIT ME. Why did you bite me? I just came along to tell you what's in this week's episode of Regular Features and now I shall have to get a shot for some kind of muddy disease. Serves me right for trying to be nice. Well here's the low-down I SUPPOSE: Matt has had a crazy weekend fistbumping rappers and trying not to be bullied by children. Steve has his hands on a precious audio tape of some dirty words from a beloved childhood figure. Log invites his friend Kirsten Dunst along to show us her nine different accents. Joe is angry at an older man again, this time for believing in himself. Look! I'm bleeding! That was very rude of you.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features, a regular feature.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:13.4	My name is Matt Lees. As ever, I am joined by Joseph Scrabbles.
0:16.7	Hi.
0:17.2	Stephen Hoggutty.
0:19.3	Hello.
0:19.8	And Jonathan Logblythe. Yes, yes, yes. On thisoggetty. Hello. And Jonathan Logblythe.
0:22.1	Yes, yes, yes.
0:23.3	On this week's episode, as ever, I have had a flipping crazy weekend.
0:30.1	Joe, what have you been doing in the leisure centre?
0:32.9	I've been, as you say, deep in the heart of the leisure centre, the watery watery core and i've met a man who won't stop
0:40.8	flipping step in stephen what have you been doing i've uncovered hidden audio of bloody obi
0:47.5	wanker dildo having a jerk off blowoutout, breakdown on set.
0:56.3	And Log, which award-winning Australian actress have you invited onto the podcast?
1:01.4	Oh, you asked them what they were doing.
1:03.5	I was going to say, it's not what I've been doing, it's who I've been dunced.
1:08.0	And that's cursed and dunced.
1:12.0	Absolutely. Love to see it
1:13.6	You do, baby
1:14.9	She's going to rock
1:16.2	Your knockers off
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