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486: Golden Simpsons Ticket

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Well, there's nothing else for it, we'll simply have to do another episode of the Regular Features podcast IF IT SO SUITS THEIR HIGHNESS. In this one, Log fails to groom an heir to his publican throne, and Joe mourns the loss of the thing where the continuity guy talks about Hollyoaks over Danny Elfman music. Steve is here, as useless as ever, staring slackjawed into the sun like a statue. Love you!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Regular regular regular features, a regular regular regular features.

0:04.0

A regular regular regular features.

0:07.6

Good morning.

0:09.1

Good morning.

0:10.3

It's regular features.

0:12.6

The podcast that's the same every week.

0:16.2

Oh, yes.

0:18.0

And welcome to the regular features podcast.

0:19.6

It's a perky, perky Saturday morning podcast.

0:22.2

We're recording in the morning on a Saturday.

0:25.5

How many times can I say it?

0:28.2

You can't believe it, can you?

0:29.9

Here we are.

0:30.7

On a Saturday morning of all days.

0:32.1

Because we'd normally record in an evening.

0:34.2

But it's not.

0:35.1

It's daylight.

0:36.2

I'm stone cold, Steve Sober.

0:38.6

And I can smell what you've been cooking.

0:41.8

And I know that's a different wrestler.

0:43.7

But I can't think of a segue into the features we've got.

0:47.6

I've been cooking toast.

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