#486 Uncle Messy

Tuesdays with Stories!

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Joe and Mark are having a kooky time in the studio folks. They're talking Denis Leary, an alternate take on joke stealing, class clowning.... Mark goes clubbing like it's Night at the Roxbury, and Joe stands up for himself against an aggressive cookie-pusher! It's a crazy week for queefsters!

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0:00.0	Well folks, we dreamed it. We did it. You asked for it. March 14th,
0:07.8	Grand Seat Theater Tuesdays with stories. We're coming at you.
0:11.8	Cast big guests. Gonna be hot. Selling out. Get your tickets quick. They're
0:17.6	moving, baby. We're out of the comedy clubs. We're going to theaters.
0:21.8	Live pod March 14th March 14th. Get your ticket.
0:25.6	Go on. Says a pre-sale Wednesday and Thursday. There's a pre-sale Wednesday.
0:30.2	There's a pre-sale Thursday. Then on sale Friday. So get on the pre-sale.
0:34.7	You want to be front row. We're going to be doing crowd work. Big special guests.
0:38.2	It's going to be insane.
0:39.6	Come on, Acha. Look where I'm at.
0:43.0	I was a hoagin' impression. I didn't want to break my zipper.
0:48.5	Hey, Mark. Fick banter for the intro.
0:51.4	That's all I know how to do.
0:53.0	Great. Good to be here. Welcome to Tuesdays with stories.
0:57.6	Hit her in the face with a surfboard.
1:00.0	And then the duck fell out of his bag.
1:04.0	Surfed up. And she didn't even flush. Knock, knock. Who's there?
1:10.4	Mark Norman and Joe Liss. Yeah.
1:12.8	This Tuesdays with stories, everybody. No, that's terrible.
1:17.0	This is supposed to be cheesy.
1:19.0	My radio is spitting at me.
1:24.0	I can't choose what I want.
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