#484 Cookies Crumble But They Don't Fall Down with Mike Cannon & Brendan Sagalow

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🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow are on the pod this week talking about Cannon's new crowd work special "Huge Mistake." He took 150mg of edibles and then went on stage and talked to the crowd at New York Comedy Club. The only reason Brendan is on was because I forgot he was on not that long ago... Stay tuned at the end of the episode to hear our new stand-up catchphrases.

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The Music:

Sherryl Crow - My Favorite Mistake

Lily Allen - Everything is Wonderful

Green Day - Time of Your Life

The Donnas - It Takes One To Know One

Transcript

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0:00.0	Takes one to know one is good. I just sticking to me was mine. Yes, son of a bitch
0:03.8	Well, I know well. I actually made this it's sticking to me. All right, that'll come up with mine
0:08.8	I did it ain't true. It ain't true something like that
0:12.0	You know it ain't true or something like that. I thought we had one for you a second ago
0:16.7	Yeah, what's another nursery rhyme? Let's do it again
0:18.9	Jack and Jill went up the helicopter. Why? How about cookies? Cookies crumble, but they don't fall down
0:31.5	I'm writing that down
0:33.5	He's crumbled, but they don't fall down. Trouler words have never been spoken
0:39.5	Okay, you're my fair and mistake
0:57.5	Hello, everybody welcome to our issue for skeptic tank podcast. I'm our issue fear today's episode
1:04.0	I have Mike cannon and Brendan sagula. I was trying to get Mike cannon to promote his new
1:09.3	Crowd work special on YouTube right now called Mike cannons big mistake you can click on it
1:15.7	He the big mistake is he took a hundred fifty milligrams of marijuana in an edible form
1:24.8	And he tried doing crowd work hundred fifty milligrams is quite a lot for regular person some of you out there like that's nothing
1:30.3	But you at least understand it's a lot for some people. It's my favorite when people like that's not the word you use for
1:36.6	Trans people or blacks or or whatever or Asians
1:41.7	Like you don't but you like but you do know that it's a new thing you're saying right you you are aware that you just learned this like a year ago
1:51.4	I found a bypock that's the word
1:54.3	Black indigenous people of color and you can't say like we need more blacks. Yeah, that sounds right
2:01.1	You know, it's a most offensive non offensive way to say black people a black
2:10.0	Yeah, you just say Keith Robinson is a black
2:13.6	My friend Reggie Conquest was opening for me in helium
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