#483 Tuesdays with Ari's with Mark Normand and Joe List
Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Mark Normand, Joe List, Chuck, Schiavone, and I all piled in a questionable SUV (It wasn't an SUV) to drive to the new Soul Jole's to do a show. As you know Mark Normand and Joe List have a popular podcast called Tuesdays with Stories! I wanted to insert myself in their podcast so I made them talk to me all the way to Soul Joel's about sexual terms, bad smells and slang. It's a fun one.
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For more Joe List:
Watch ‘Fourth of July’!
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Twitter - https://twitter.com/marknorm
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Listen to ‘Tuesdays With Stories’!
Chuck Staton:
https://www.instagram.com/discountchuck/
Andrew Schiavone:
https://www.instagram.com/andrewschiavone/
The Music:
Aretha Franklin - Freeway of Love
Sherryl Crow - Every Day Is A Winding Road
At the Rest Stop - The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man
Oasis - Shakermaker
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | How often you guys use a nail clippers? I'm about once every six months |
| 0:04.6 | What I'm on the floor. I'll use them. I bite the toes and I clip the nails. I tear the toes and I bite the nails |
| 0:11.0 | The topic new topic hey to cheese to cheese. I've got some new to cheese. It smells on another level |
| 0:17.7 | Oh, it stinks belly button lane ain't no picnic either by the way |
| 0:21.5 | If you get a whiff of that well, you stick your finger deep in there and swirl like a COVID test and then smell that |
| 0:26.7 | Forget about it. Oh, that one give you a COVID. It's like my father's asshole on a fucking Halloween evening |
| 0:56.7 | We were on a freeway |
| 0:58.7 | I'm loving it's okay |
| 1:03.7 | And we're on a freeway |
| 1:06.7 | I'm loving it's okay |
| 1:11.7 | Hi everybody, I'm stand-up comedian Ari Shafir and if there's one thing you know about me |
| 1:17.6 | It's an I like riding coattails. That's right |
| 1:20.6 | I like to take the fame and success of my friends and parlay that to success of my own lower level success |
| 1:28.2 | But success nonetheless. I find the easiest way to get ahead is by drafting of other people's speed to the top |
| 1:36.6 | Perhaps you've heard of Joe Rogan popular podcaster friend of mine. That's right. I'm |
| 1:43.0 | Popular now because of his popularity |
| 1:45.9 | Maybe you've heard of the sober October challenge with Tom Seagora and Berkrasher each of them make millions of dollars every month |
| 1:54.6 | by doing |
| 1:56.6 | theaters |
| 1:57.8 | Spaceball stadium tours while I mire in fucking mediocrity at local comedy clubs barely filling up a Thursday show |
| 2:06.6 | I'm already Shafir and I don't mind being where I am because I can do drugs in public. So it's okay |
| 2:13.0 | By the way, so braktober doesn't seem like it's happening this year |
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