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The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Other, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Jains lose the good religion excuse by a hair, Barack Obama lets Joe Biden borrow his demonic portal, and David Icke will start running out of euphemisms.

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Headlines:

SCOTUS also gets case about Christian flag in Boston wrong: https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/supreme-court-boston-cant-reject-a-christian-flag-but-theres-an-easy-fix/

Ontario mom shocked, somehow, by Catholic school’s anti-abortion homework

https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/ontario-mom-shocked-somehow-by-catholic-schools-anti-abortion-homework/

MTG says Christians helping resettle immigrants and refugees are controlled by the devil: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-christians-helping-resettle-undocumented-immigrants-and-refugees-are-controlled-by-the-devil/

And the legal challenge to take her off the ballot is a "globalist ploy for a one world government": https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-legal-challenge-to-take-her-off-the-ballot-is-a-globalist-ploy-for-a-one-world-government/

This child had all her hair plucked out in a disturbing Jain ritual

https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/this-child-had-all-her-hair-plucked-out-in-a-disturbing-jain-ritual/

The Pope asks what Ukraine was wearing when Putin decided to invade it: https://www.politico.eu/article/pope-francis-nato-cause-ukraine-invasion-russia/

Roger Stone Claims There Is a ‘Satanic Portal’ Over the White House: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/roger-stone-claims-there-is-a-satanic-portal-over-the-white-house/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, you're lucky you're getting anything other than profanity this week.
0:04.8	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Zippercrooter, Honey, My
0:09.8	Sheets Rock, and by the new and far more urgent San Francisco treat, Mithopristeroni.
0:17.5	Mithopristeroni.
0:18.9	I hear it stays good for up to five years.
0:21.4	And now The Skating Atheist.
0:24.4	This is Zachary from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
0:27.4	It's 1 a.m.
0:28.4	Like any good law student, I'm getting down to my readings for class tomorrow.
0:32.7	However, as I read in 1823 Supreme Court decision declaring Native Americans as savages who
0:38.7	are unable to own or sell the land they rightfully hold, I have reminded that Supreme Court
0:43.7	justices like a fall did in fact a fall from filthy muggy men.
1:11.1	It's May 5th and if our internal docket leaked, I'd be in jail right now.
1:17.2	I'm sure would buddy.
1:18.6	I'm no illusions.
1:19.6	I mean I Bosnick.
1:20.6	I mean he's done right.
1:22.2	And we're all in Canada.
1:24.0	We may not be coming back to Gilead.
1:26.2	This is The Skating Atheist.
1:28.1	On this week's episode, James lose the good religion excused by a hair.
1:33.2	Barack Obama lets Joe Biden borrow his demonic portal.
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