Warning, the following podcast contains those words that stupid people get more offended about than actual harmful stuff.

This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Lou Aepren, stamps.com, policy genius, and by the first choice in Mother's Day gifts for the deity who fucked himself into his own mom,

at a pull arrangements.

At a pull arrangements, because Christian God's a mother fucker no matter how you slice it.

And now the Skating Atheist.

Hi, I'm Don. I live in South Georgia, two hours away from Noah. My county has 27% fully vaccinated people, which means 75% are Karen's, Brads, and Q&N shamans, demonstrating that we did in fact evolve from filthy, monkey men and women.

At...

...thursday.

It's April 28th, and it's clean comedy day.

So, felt your mong out of my blistered cornhole.

At least we tried. I'm no illusions.

Um, Eli Bosnick. Um, he's end right. And from legal, I didn't even know what that meant really sexually. From legal weed in New Jersey, legal weed in our vermishkin, and legal AR-15 gauntlet.

This is the Skating Atheist. Oh, this week's episode. The Supreme Court will be anything but upside down butt-blogged Jesus' guys back, kind of listener. That'll make sense eventually, maybe.

And we'll soften the blow of Biblical genocide with more funny voices. But first, the diet tried.

You know, if this was any other venue, I wouldn't do them the favor of talking about their stupid fucking viral marketing campaign. But considering our audience, I'm pretty confident I could talk about a Jesus-based TV show for quite a while without increasing its viewership. So here goes.

There's this show called Chosen. It's a multi-season series about the life and times of Jesus of Nazareth that distinguish itself even before it debuted by crowdfunding over $10 million.

As every press release the show as ever or will ever put out notes, that makes it the most successful crowdfunded TV show or movie of all time.

Which sounds good as long as you don't look at the list of all the other most successful crowdfunding projects of all time.

I mean, I'm not going to say they're all stupid, but 15 of the top 20 are NFTs and 3 slots below the Chosen on that list is an effort to build Trump's wall through Kickstarter.

Anyway, despite this amazing crowdfunding achievement, you've probably never heard of the show. And if you ask its producers, that's because the mainstream media hates Christianity and refuses to talk about any other stuff.

And if you ask anybody else, it's because nobody's heard of almost every TV show ever. But regardless of the reason, the show decided to do something about it with a viral marketing campaign.

The campaign started with the series of boring, uninspired billboards all over the country with messages like binge Jesus on them.

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